Tomorrow is Thanksgiving Day, so today I’m going to declare today National Airing of Grievances Day!
Resentments fester if kept under wraps, so in order to make room for gratitude I’m letting out my grievances. That’s horseshit of course. I’m just grumpy and pissed off that I can’t over indulge on mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie tomorrow. So today I pout, for tomorrow I must pretend to be gratefull.