My favorite thing said to me today

BECAUSE YOU ARE A VEGETARIAN AND HATE CUNNILINGUS!

Sometimes somebody says something to you and it’s just too beautiful not to share, but way too inappropriate to share with any of the people around you. That’s what blogs are for.

This was shouted at me, over the Internet. I laughed so hard I looked like I was having a seizure. Only the first part is true. I am a vegetarian.

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4 thoughts on “My favorite thing said to me today

  1. For some a period is the end of a sentence, for others is to demonstrate how furious they are, but for me a period is just a hiccup because of too much wine. 😀

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